Jake’s Drunken Thoughts – Ep. 1

Clarkist — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:18:16 +0000

Here it is, and what a dandy one it is as well. Our first video upload. Probably not the last. Enjoy!

Assholes and Buttholes, and the First Post Business

Clarkist — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:58:55 +0000

According to the Associated Press 52 ABC stations across the country may be fined $1.4 million for showing a butt. So showing a female butt between the hours of 6 am to 10 pm is obviously really really evil. Worthy of the FCC’s attention, and of your moral concern. You see, when the assholes in Washington are telling us we can’t view broadcasts of a naked human being during decent hours, they are also stating that we can’t see broadcast pornography at a decent hour. This is an outrage!

Without free and widespread pornography, what am I supposed to do with the recording function on my VCR? I am sure that that function’s implementation cost me something when I bought that thing, and now I’m totally up the river sans paddle. But, we can fight the good fight! I tried to get to the bottom of the FCC but the description of its Telecommunication regulations was way to fuckin’ big. However, I did manage to find that these Federal Cock Blockers do plan to spend $300 million to put an end to fun on the airwaves.

(Writer’s Note: notice that I haven’t talked about this tit that always seems to come up with FCC talk. We’ve heard all about that one. It’s redundant, and its 41 years old.)

Now… ahem… with that off my chest, and all of you enthralled readers thoroughly fluffed, let’s get to the usual self-celebrating first post business. This is the Nihilist Work Ethic blog. With dreams of including vlogist concepts, and other usual social networking bullshit. There is another do-gooder who will be posting, his name is Jake (seen here), but alas, that’s enough of that business.

Coming soon: Jake drunk and rambling! In video format and with playback functionality!